Willie got me stoned and took all my money
I was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny
It didn?t really help that I didn?t know the rules of the game
And it probably didn?t help that I can?t remember my name
Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash
One high low split and he kicked my ass
He gave me knuckles across the table and all my cards went blurry
And like a puff of smoke all my cash went up in a hurry
Willie got me stoned and took me for everything I had
I had to walk home I had no money for a cab
I didn?t have the heart to ask anybody for a ride
And nobody in the room looked in any condition to drive
Willie got me stoned and took away all mine
He sent me back to the kiddie table, he took away my pride
Now I?m sitting here with my band again feeling like a joker
Thinking about how much I really suck at playing poker
and thinking about my pockets and was Willie the one who broke them
And would I really take a toke if they rolled Willie up and smoked him
Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny
But Willie got me stoned and took all of my
Willie got me stoned and took all my money
Willie got me stoned and took all my money
Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny
But Willie got me stoned and took all of my money