SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED
SHE WASN'T WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB
SHE NEVER STOOD UP FOR THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER
AND SHE WASN'T A JOHN WAYNE FAN
HER BABY BLUE EYES HID THE WARNING SIGNS
THAT WOMAN WAS BAD TO THE BONE
SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED
DO YOU THINK I'LL CRY WHEN SHE'S GONE
SO DESPERATE I ANSWERED AN AD IN THE PERSONALS
HOPING TO FIND ME A DATE
A GOOD LOOKIN' NON- SMOKING FULL FIGURED Leo was
LOOKING TO FIND HER MATE
WE HIT IT OFF WE GOT IT ON
MY LOVE WAS GROWING SO STRONG
THEN I STARTED SEEING A SIDE OF THAT WOMAN
THAT I SHOULD OF SEEN ALL ALONG
I CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL
LISTENING TO THOSE BARRY MANI LOW RECORDS
SOMETIMES SHE WAS RUDE AND NATURALLY CRUDE
BUT THIS GOOD OLE BOY LET IT PASS
BUT WHEN SHE CUSSED IN FRONT ON MY MOM I TOLD HER
SHE COULD KISS MY
SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED AND I AIN'T
GONNA CRY WHEN SHE'S GONE