It?s an awful surprise to open your eyes
To wake up in some strange bed
Now I don?t recall how I got here at all
The tequila went to my head
Some senorita took a liking to me
But that was three days ago
What?ll I tell Virginia
When I get home from Mexico
I guess I could say I was kidnapped
And I fooled ?em and I got away
Maybe I lost my memory
Just got it back today
But I don?t know if my lying will show
She?ll look in my eyes and she?ll know
What?ll I tell Virginia
When I get home from Mexico
It?s not easy to hold the car on the road
But I?m trying my best to be brave
My eyes are all red got an ache in my head
I wish I had time to shave
The first thing in my mind was the last minute lines
There?s something worth saying I know
What?ll I tell Virginia
When I get home from Mexico
I guess I could say I was kidnapped
And I fooled ?em and I got away
Maybe I lost my memory
Just got it back today
But I don?t know if my lying will show
She?ll look in my eyes and she?ll know
What?ll I tell Virginia
When I get home from Mexico
Oh what?ll I tell Virginia
When I get home from Mexico