Me mates have gawn and left me
Gawn off to a gig
I?m down on me luck but they don't give a fig
I'm stuck at home here
Sick as a pig
What a miserable saturday night
There?s nothing to do
Nothing on the telly
Nothing in me pocket
I?ve got nothing you see
Plenny of nothing an? plenny for me
What a miserable Saturday night
I bet they?re down the boozer knocking it back
They?re blagging the birds the dirty rats
And I?m stuck at home here
Smoking joking mucking about
They?re laughing loud and shouting out
?Cos I?m stuck at home
What a miserable Saturday night
I wish I?d have gawn round to see me old dad
He don?t say a lot but he ain?t so bad
To think I?m still sitting here?s making me mad
What a miserable Saturday night
Nothing to eat ?cos we?ve run out of bread
The fire?s gawn out and the telly?s gawn dead
I?ll make a cup of cocoa and shoot off to bed
What a miserable Saturday night
I bet they?ve probably brought some bits to stay
And took ?em round Tubby?s takeaway
An? I?m stuck at home
They?re having a whale of a time the dirty runts
And I?m stuck at home
What a miserable Saturday night
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