What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm not who i want to be
I tried spot cream an’ i tried it all
I'm crawling up the wall!
What's my naaaame naaaame naaaame
I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door
Said all full up!
I got nicked, fighting in the road an' the judge
Didn't even know
What's my naaaame naaaame naaaame
Dad got pissed so i got clocked
Couldn’t hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you fucking mad
What's my naaaame naaaame naaaame
Now i'm round the back of your house at night
What's my naaaame naaaame naaaame
What's my naaaame naaaame naaaame