We ran aground in the Philippines
Interpreting what Henri Bergson means
When he said life must be durational
That feels a million to one
Collecting grace on the carpeting
Trade missionaries into bargaining
We have no need for tricky marketing
We make self evident claims
We say let the product sell themselves
Let the product sell themselves
Let the product sell themselves
Like the Minutemen said
I start to shake when she stares at me
Our currency's almost a parody
I try to talk but apparently
That's not attractively tough
We tripped and fell and we formed a team
We fixed ourselves with simple soldering
Wait I was wrong that's called wire glue
We have enough
To get wasted on the senate floor
She said blah blah blah I'm getting bored
Republican washed in from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag
To knock our lights out
We got wasted on the senate floor
Now you're trapped because I've locked the door
And I've got the story of 232 and I've got this microphone
Listen up Hey
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Got bloody eyes but we're feeling good
Causing confusion in the neighborhood
Nothing could protect us like an earmark could
From bearing loads
The price is only what inflation pulls
The rules are strictly informational
We showed up late with exon rays
We brought our products in tow
Now we're wasted on the senate floor
We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply
Now we're wasted on the senate floor
Let's see who's gay and who get's lonely
We got wasted on the senate floor
The naval blockade came down with no trade offer
Wasted on the senate floor
And we cast our eye to the stove
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