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verse 1
You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong
Yeah, yeah
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend, Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom
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verse 2
Really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom
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Interlude
Bridge
Where do all the porn stars go?
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one they are never around
I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle class, Republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middle class, Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle class Republican lives
Where do all the porn stars go?
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They've all become Volvo driving soccer moms
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Outro
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