He was born in Oklahoma
And his wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
He ain?t responsible for what he's doin?
'Cause his mother made him what he is
And it?s up Against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's thirty-four and drinkin? in a honky tonk
Just-a kicking hippie?s asses and raising hell
He shore does like his Falstaff beer,
M is for the mudflaps she gave him for his pickup truck
And O is for the oil he puts on his hair
T is for Thunderbird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for redneck
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