Oh, here she comes rollin' with a great big head of steam
You're thinkin' she's the finest Dreamliner that you've seen
Just you have another look at what she pulls behind
It's a big old train of trouble, brother, right on down the line
She's a train, train of trouble
As any two good eyes can see
She's a train, train of trouble
Destination: misery
She's got a freight car full of jealousy, a boxcar full of greed
Squeaky wheels are winding with everything she needs
A freezer car full of icy words, tanker full of woe
A big black cloud a-trailin' her everywhere she goes
She's a train, train of trouble
As any two good eyes can see
She's a train, train of trouble
Destination: misery
So don't you buy that ticket and let her take you for a ride
You'll be starin' out the window while your happiness rolls by
You're better off on an old dirt road with your thumb out in the rain
Than to buy a first-class heartache on that rollin' train of pain
She's a train, train of trouble
As any two good eyes can see
She's a train, train of trouble
Destination: misery
Destination: misery
Ooh-ooh destination: misery
Fades out………