Everyone in Texas wants to touch my gun
But for all the honest world to see
God above protects us, but I can be the one
Defending all the rights that keep me free
One shot from the shaft to knock him down
Two because you won't push me around
Three shots 'cause the neighborhood gets scared
Four because I always come prepared
Danger on the sidewalk, it lingers in the streets
Save your talk, watch me walk my walk
I can sense the danger in everyone I meet
And know precisely how to pick them off
One shot from the shaft to knock him down
Two because you won't push me around
Three shots 'cause the neighborhood gets scared
Four because I always come prepared
One shot from the shaft to knock him down
Two because you won't push me around
Three shots 'cause the neighborhood gets scared
Four because I always come prepared
Five upside the head to bleed him out
Six and he won't hear another sound
Seven because my mother shrunk my shirt
Eight because when I go pee it hurts