You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity,
And so it only makes sense, the world would be
Obsessed with every single thing you do
They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night,
They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might
See something real embarrassing you do
The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,
That's the story that they're gonna feature
With exclusive pics of your flabby behind,
You think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find
A bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,
Cameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy
You're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ
Following you when you're walking down the street
And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat
So you cover your face thinking to yourself:
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"
And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town
They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
First on the scene for every wardrobe fail
You just picked up some transvestite,
Seconds later, it's up on the website
Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce,
And they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course
And if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or
Stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee
You're on TMZ-ee
Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door
Trailin' you through airport security-y-yy,
They're with TMZ
They're with TMZ
"We caught this Oscar nominee picking up dog poo!"
"Is that a baby bump?"
Oh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where
A famous person can't
Even get a DUI,
or go on a racist rant
Those guys are all around
So you really shouldn't dare
Goin' to every club in town
If you've lost your underwear
Seems that every single time a star decides to
Shave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee,
They're on TMZ-e-ee
If they catch you peein' in the bushes,
Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee
You're on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ
You're on TMZ
Every single celebrity-y-yy,
Knows they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ