I was cuttin' a rug down the club Juanita
With a pretty little thing that couldn't have been any sweeter
When in walked a man she explained was up to his old tricks
I'm just danged sure tired of gettin' my butt kicked
So the police came and somehow the whole thing became my fault
Well my boss and my lawyer and the IRS
All ganged up to make one big mess
It's a government conspiracy to ruin my life
And did I forget to mention my ex-wife
Well my car broke down the mechanic just sat there smilin'
BRIDGE
You know when I die I know I'm gonna fly to glory
Yeah I'm sick and tired fed-up with gettin' my butt kicked
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