Don't you dare put a quarter in the jukebox
If you don't intend to play a country song
When you punch those buttons, just make sure it's Merle or Moe or Willie
Someone that I can cry with all night long
It's not that I don't like the jazz on Bourbon Street
And it's not that I don't care for rock and roll
But tonight I'm in the mood for country music
Just a heart breaking three chord country song
No other kind of music tells a story