Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today
But the church bells woke me up and they?re a half a mile away
Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivin? down my street
Get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to Applebee?s
They pray before they eat and they pray before they snore
They pray before a football game and every time they score
Every untimely passing, every dear departed soul
Is just another good excuse to bake a casserole
Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane