I wanna lick your stamps
I wanna squeeze your fruit
I wanna copy your keys
I wanna polish your skis
I wanna dry clean your suit
I long to renew your passport
I wanna walk your collie
Get you Nova Scotia salmon
you can put on your bialy
'Cause baby when it comes to you
there's nothing I wouldn't do
I wouldn't do
I wanna wash you car
I wanna scramble your eggs
Your salad I will toss
Of course, I'll help you floss
Rub Tiger balm on your legs
Oh baby, 'cause in your love
I am enveloped
Gonna mosey down to Fotomat
and get your film developed
'Cause baby when it comes to you
there's nothing I wouldn't do
Oh-oh-oooh
Some show their love
by writing a letter
Some stumble over mountain and sea
But does that show my love one more iota
than making sure your soda's caffeine-free?
I long to fold your socks
I'll organize your closet
and baby sweet, if you like
I'll buy blue bags and recycle
all your bottles for deposit
I long to do all your taxes
I'll make a quesadilla
I'll rent a van for two
and then I'll drive you to Ikea
'Cause baby when it comes to you
there's nothing I wouldn't do
Oh-oh-oooh
Everyone does that whole diamond ring thing
What's more passe than a rose
What glued my heart indeed
more than going to Duane Reade
and buying aloe vera Kleenex for your nose
I long to Woolite your fine washables
I wanna roll your quarters ooh
My dear, whatever you crave now
You know I'm your slave now
I'm just waiting for my orders
I'm gonna go with you to yoga
I'll buy some shorts for biking
I'll break up every bunch
so each banana's to your liking
And baby when it comes to you,
To show you that my love is true
Baby, when it comes to you
There's nothing I wouldn't do
There's nothing I wouldn't do