verse 1
I've sat upon the mountains with the wind blowin' in my hair
I've watched the sun rays sparkle on the sea
I've walked through the forests and I've breathed the purest air
And I've felt, warm soft sand, 'neath my feet
I've laid in the water and I've soared above the ground
I've sat in the silence and I've listened to the sound
The more that I have seen and done one thing remains clear
There's just nothing better than a beard
verse 2
I've read all the books, I've written all the songs
I've conquered the world and walked upon the moon
I've met with kings and emperors and often I have found
That I've had, the best beard, in the room
I've made love to every single woman I've met
I stopped global warming, and I freed Tibet
But in spite of all I've loved, and all that I've held dear
There's just nothing better than a beard
INTERLUDE
There's nothing better than a beard, oh yea
Better than a beard
verse 3
And on the day I died
I crossed to the other side
And in the beauty of heaven I stood
I sang with the angels and I touched the face of God
Oh and I, felt his beard, and it was good
Then I stood in his presence, and the Lord said to me son
"You must return to Earth for your work is not yet done!"
"I send you with a message, for all mankind to hear"
"There's just nothing better than a beard!"
There's nothing better than a beard
There's nothing better than a beard (woahh yea)
There's nothing better than a beard
There's nothing better than a beard
There's nothing better than a beard
There's nothing better than a beard
Well I've crossed a thousand oceans
I've walked a thousand lands
Climbed the mountain ranges
Survived the desert sands
I've spoken every language
I've lived a thousand years
But the only thing I know
Is that there's just, nothing, better, than a beard!
Woah woah woah woah!
Nothing better than a beard!
Nothing better than a beard!
Nothing better than a beard x2
Well I've bathed in all the oils
I've tasted all the wines
I've answered all the questions
I've crossed the finish line
I've conquered all the evil
I've defeated every foe
But my facial hair will grow
And that's all I need to know
KEY CHANGE
I just, I just really love beards BEARDS. I JUST, I JUST REALLY LOVE BEARDS.
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