Everywhere has a wheeler and dealer
Raised in the back streets of town
Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown
verse 2
Every haunt has a hustler and bustler
Born with the tongue of a snake
Every haunt has a muscler on the make
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
And them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly
Maybe they'd fly away from me
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
And them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly
Maybe they'd fly away from me
Break: A E (x4)
Everywhere has a ducker and diver
Doing his best to impress
Everywhere has a skiver in a mess
verse 4
And every place has a joker at poker
Born with a marked deck of cards
Every place has a smoker in the yards
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
And them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly
Maybe they'd fly away from me
And them kind of monkeys can't swing, uh, uh, uh
And them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly
Maybe they'd fly away from me
Solo
E A (x2)
Oh, them kind of monkeys can't swing
And them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly
Maybe they'd fly away from me
And them kind of a-monkeys can't swing
And them a-birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly
Maybe they'd fly away from me
Outro