Hey, hey, human gonna do The Strain
I'm gonna grip the seat I'm gonna pull your chain
Barbed-wire bum baby, be like me
We're gonna do the strain on the lavatory
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We're gonna eeeeeeeeeeeeeease it out
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We're gonna squeeeeeeeeeeeeze it out
So get a grip on your seat. We're gonna get relief somehow
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Oooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh-
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-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *cough cough cough cough*
Nnnnnnnnnnnnngggggghhhhhhooooaaaaaaaaaa!
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Mmm, now is the moment when Big Fat Bob comes up to the microphone. Redeeming his tubs, he's full of rhythm,
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and he's full of soul. He's full of scattalogical Rock N' Roll, take off, Bob.
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Nice one
Every time I settle down and try to read a book
The telephone starts ringing so I leave it off the hook
The Jehovah's Witness start knocking at my door
I try to tell them nicely but they still come back for more
Straining, complaining--No! I'm not complaining
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I just got a lot of shit in me, gotta get it out!
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Oooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh-
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-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *cough cough wheeze wheeze*
Eeeeeeeeeooooooooooooughhhhh!
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