It's the little old lady from Pasadena
1. It's the little old lady from Pasadena
Has a little pretty flower bed of white Gardenias
But parked in a rickety old garage
It's a brand new, shiny red, Super stocked Dodge
Chorus: And everybody's sayin' that there's no one meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
- It's the little old lady from Pasadena
2. If you see her on the street don't try to choose her
You might drive a go-er but you'll never lose her
- She's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
She can't keep her foot off the accelerator
Chorus: And everybody's sayin' that there's no one meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
- It's the little old lady from Pasadena
3. You'll see her all the time just getting her kicks now
With her 4-speed stick and a 4-to-6 now
- The guys come to race her from all around
But she'll give 'em a length then she'll shut 'em down
And everybody's sayin' that there's no one meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
- It's the little old lady from Pasadena