My you did look dapper in your mothers old green scarf
with your famous Aunty, Arthurs trousers on
Got slapped by that slapper and we all laughed
But she laughed the loudest in 93
You could charm the bees nees of the bees
"Cheeky" you'd say and we all fell around, rolling 'round the playground.
"Saucy" you'd say and we all fell about, rolling 'round the playground
In 94
(bridge)
We all sang
Skipping and dancing hand in hand
Yeah it was all the boys together
and all the girls together
(chorus)
She's the last of the english ro-oses
She's the last of the english ro-oses
(verse)
She knows her Rodneys from her Stanleys and her Kappas from her Reebok
And her tit from her tat and her Winstons from her Enoks
It's fine and take what I
Coming out, coming alive
And round the Snooker table she danced the Frutti-Tutti
And she almost spilled her lager toasting girls of great beauty
(bridge)
2009 comin of age, comin alive
(pre-chorus)
Yeah it was all the boys together
and all the girls together
(chorus)
She's the last of the english ro-oses
She's the last of the english ro-oses