When you get a haircut, you better go back home
When you get a haircut, get a barber you have known
Since you were a little bitty boy sittin in that booster chair
Or you might look like Larry Moe or Curly if a stranger cuts your hair, Oh Lord
Well Butte Montana just a passin through, one thing I just had to do
Had to get a haircut, and I was worried for my hair
Well I had a feeling of impending doom, the minute I stepped into that room
And laid my eyes upon that barber chair
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It was a macho barbershop, hair dryers mounted on a rifle rack, wasn't no mirrors
Barberchair was a Peterbuilt, barber walked in he was huge