Father, father, won't you tell me, what's the meaning of death?
I'm only asking because you threatened, to kill the tee-ball reff
Father, father, put your dukes up, teach me how to fight
And is it true that we only descend from monkeys on my mother's side?
And father, father, father, teach me how to tie a fishing line
And how come you and Santa Claus are never in the same room at the dsame damn time?
Oh I watch you like a shooting star, no matter what you do
Oh when I grow up, I wanna be like you
Father, father, won't you get the fuck out of my room
I swear to God it wasn't me that Googled the word boobs
And father, father, stop asking all my friends if they think I'm gay
I look exactly like you, it's not easy to get laid
Oh, you watch me like a shooting star, no matter what I do
Oh when I grow up, I don't wanna be like you
Father, father, I'm so sorry for all the college exams I've failed
But it's 2AM and I'm hammered, I need you to get me out of jail
And father, father, I'm gonna be a father, I'm gonna have a son named Billy
I didn't follow the golden rule, I didn't wrap my willy
I'm gonna watch him like a shooting star, no matter what he do
Cause when he grows up he's gonna be like me and you