You can watch Mr. Rogers, you can watch Three's Company
And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game or The Addams Family.
I say, you can watch Barney Miller and you can watch your MTV
And you can watch till your eyes fall out of your head, that'll be okay with me
And you can watch TV.
You can watch Johnny Carson, you can watch Phil Donahue
And you can use TV Guide to help you decide with a capsulized review.
Say, you can watch 60 Minutes even Captain Kangaroo.
But there's only one set, so whatever you watch well, you know I gotta watch it, too.
Say, give it up, give it up, television's taking its toll.
That's enough, that's enough, gimme the remote control.
I've been nice, I've been good, please don't do this to me.
Turn it off, turn it off, I don't want to have to see
The Brady Bunch, Not The Brady Bunch,
Well, The Brady Bunch, Yeah, The Brady Bunch.
It's the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother, the youngest one in curls.
It's a story of a man named Brady who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men living all together, yeah, but they were all alone.
Until the one day, one day when the lady met the fellow.
And they knew, and they knew it was much more than a hunch.
That the group, this group must somehow form a family.
That's the way, that's the way, that's the way they all became
The Brady Bunch, Well, The Brady Bunch,
Yeah, The Brady Bunch, Well, The Brady Bunch,
Oh, it's The Brady Bunch, It's The Brady Bunch,
Oh, The Brady Bunch, yeah, Oh, The Brady Bunch,
It's The Brady Bunch, Well, it's The Brady Bunch,
Well, it's The Brady Bunch, Well, it's The Brady Bunch,
It's The Brady Bunch.