Some guys write poems with beautiful words
Some guys sing songs 'bout flowers and birds
but that aint who I am, that kinda crap aint me
no oh
some guys are sculptured in plastic and steel
some losers paint painting abstracting so real
I don't get it that kinda crap aint me
cant you see
ohooo the only art I've ever been able to feel
is the only art that matters the art of the deal
the art of the deal
there's nothing better or quite as sublime
as signing your name on the dotted line
that's all the beauty I need in my life
that and a big tittied eastern bloc wife
oh the only art I've ever been able to feel
is the only art that gets me off
some people make tv shows like golden girls or diffrn't strokes
some people make we are the worlds and give american money to some african folks
I'm on my own
I shall overcomb
that is the man you see shaking your hand hello
the only art that matters aint picasso or pollack
aint wahl, van gogh, rothko, dali, mondrian or ron popeil
the only art that matters is the one that makes me squeal
so forget those other losers it's the art of the deal
the art of the deal
the art of the deal
the art of the deal
the art of the deal