I'm from a little country town where the sky is blue
Friday nights around here ain't a whole lot to do
So I went and called up sweet Becky Lou
Said, " How'd you like to go for a drive?"
I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks
Lit a cozy fire for a little romance
I sang her a song and she reached for my hand
When daddy busted outta the woods, he said
Stop it right there, hands in the air
We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know
Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks
Tryin' to find you and dang that was close
Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed
But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you
You might not wanna go swimmin' in the same gene pool
Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin
I turned a- round to look at Becky and she looked at me
We broke the law of attraction almost instantly
Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green
And she gave me my coat back
So we packed it in but the night was young
She said, "If you don't mind, I'd still like to have fun
There's a show called 'Deliverance' on re-run
Down at the cinema"
Stop it right there, hands in the air
We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know
Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks
Tryin' to find you and dang that was close
Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed
But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you
You might not wanna go swimmin' in the same gene pool
Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin
Stop it right there, hands in the air
We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know
Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks
Tryin' to find you and dang that was close
Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed
But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you
We need a little seperation in the our gene pool
Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin
Outro
Well, I ran into Becky just the other day
At the new online inter- net café
She was lookin' for a man from the Ukraine --- on e- Harmony