Well, if I had a nickel, I know what I would do.
I'd spend it all on candy and give it all to you.
I'd spend it all on candy and give it all to you.
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how
much I love you.
#2.
And if you were a kitten with pretty glossy fur.
I'd pick you up and stroke you and listen to you purr.
I'd pick you up and stroke you and listen to you purr.
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how
much I love you.
#3.
And if you were a horsefly and I an old gray mare.
I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair.
I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair.
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how
much I love you.
#4.
Well, if you were a tiger, I'd hang around your den.
I'd pester you, my honey, until you let me in.
I'd pester you, my honey, until you let me in.
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how
much I love you.
#5.
Well, if you wanna marry, now, let me tell you what.
We'll go and find a parson and let him tie the knot.
We'll go and find a parson and let him tie the knot.
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how
much I love you.