(verse 1)
A E - A
When she asks you if you think that she looks chubby,
In that dress,
(verse 2)
It doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy,
On a Goodyear tire,
(bridge)
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so you bend the truth,
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you'll have to get used to,
(chorus)
Cause that's love, you'll see,
We all commit a little bit a, perjury,
Ah but that's no crime if you ask me,
That's love,
You're starin at, a burnt steak,
You bite the bullet and you, clean your plate,
Then you go on and on about how great it was,
That's not a lie, That's love,
(verse 3)
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so she bends the truth,
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you'll have to get used to,
(chorus)
Cause that's love, you'll see,
We all commit a little bit a, perjury,
Ah but that's no crime if you ask me,
That's love,
You're bummin out, so she says
There's somethin kinda sexy bout a, bald head,
Oh honey it'll make ya look twice as tough,
That's not a lie, That's love,
(lead chords - E - A = 4x's)
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so you bend the truth,
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you're both gonna do,
(chorus)
We all commit a little bit a, perjury,
You say I like it when your momma comes to, visit us,
That's not a lie, that's not a lie,
That's love,
Outro - E - A