Thanks for the water
Thanks for the wine
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time
Thanks, thanks, thanks
verse 1
Thanks for the whiskey
Thanks for the beers
Thanks for the heartache
Thanks for the tears
Thanks, thanks, thanks
verse 2
Thanks for the marijuana
And the hashish too
And every other thing
I ever smoked with you
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thankyou very much
Solo
verse 3
Thanks for the heroin
And the cocaine too
And the epidural sure got me and her through
Thanks, thanks, thanks
verse 4
Thanks for the acid
And the ecstasy
And the methamphetamine, hoowhee!!!
Thanks, thanks, thanks
Solo 2
Thanks for the water
Thanks for the wine
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time
Thanks, thanks, thanks