Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for long, long years I've stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain
I made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,
but what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game
Stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tzar and his ministers; Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged
and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, Oh yeah
Ah what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game
I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" when after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, Oh yeah
But what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game Well get down
1st Solo
Pleased to meet you
hope you guessed my name
But what's confusing you is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer 'cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game
2nd solo