verse 1 i dont want a bike or a fishing pole, i just wanna submarine i gonna keep it in a swimming pool, gonna keep it nice and clean i dont want a fucking pogostick, i just wanna submarine fucking pedal car can suck my dick, wheres my submarine? wheres my fucking submarine? wheres my fucking submarine? chorus like it, like it, hes gonna like it like it, like it, hes gonna like it like it, like it, hes gonna like it like it, like it, hes gonna like it verse 2 nothing else is even slightly cool I just wanna submarine Im gonna sub it into school Service it in the canteen I dont wanna slide or rocking horse I just wanna submarine I dont want no fucking somersaults Where�s my fucking submarine? Wheres my fucking submarine? Wheres my fucking submarine!? chorus like it, like it, hes gonna like it like it, like it, hes gonna like it like it, like it, hes gonna like it like it, like it, hes gonna like it bridge (or whateva you wanna call it)