Fore!
Verse One
Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle like they say
Verse Two
Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway
Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine
My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way
Verse Three
The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener
And I was never keener to play
I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
That it went straight down the middle today
Short break
Verse Four
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle
But it went straight down the middle far awsy