I saw you in your tight ass rocker pants
You saw me too, I laughed
Cause I was completely trashed
And I watched your ugly girlfriend
Snear across the room
As if I really care that she's here with you
All I know is,
You're my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession (Oh)
Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
I'm sitting here, waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?
I've got guys waiting in the line
For me to play my evil girly games with all their minds
(Just watch me) I got it down to a simple art
Just bat my eyes like this
And there's a broken heart
But somehow, you've turned the tables
What the hell?
I can charm the pants off anyone else (But you)
Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
I'm sitting here, waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?
Stephen, I'm thinking that, maybe,
You might think I'm crazy
Is that why you won't call me?
Steve, don't you think I'm pretty?
Do you not love me?
Is that why you won't call me?
You're my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession
I want to keep you as my pet
To play with and hide under my bed
Forever
Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
I'm sitting here, waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?
Stephen, stephen
(Call me) I'll knit you a sweater
(Stephan)
I wanna wrap you up in my love
(Stephen) Forever, I'll never let you go
Stephen, I'll never let go
Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
I'm sitting here, waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?