I was sitting on my porch, dreaming of yesterday
Sitting on the porch, thinking of dreams lost
Then I saw him coming, walking up the road
I slowly leaned forward, and I said to him, I said
Hey there mailman, What you got for me?
Hey there mailman, maybe it's a bill?
Or maybe, a loveletter, from my girl.
verse 2
He turned to me, a bit surprised and gave me a wicked smile
And from his bag, he then produced, a hand full of papers
With a big evil grin, this is what he said to me, he said
Hey there mister, this is what I got for you
Advertising, coupons, flyers wrapped in paper
And now I, will stuff it, in your box
verse 3
I was stunned, and quite surprised. I didn't know what to say
My shoulders hung, my mouth went dry and my right eye started twitching
I finally composed myself and gently, but firmly I said
Hey there fucker, what the fuck?
Hey there dumbass, I don't want your shit
So maybe, I'll just shove it, up your ass
verse 4
A few steps forward, a clenched fist and burning eyes of hate
Got the mailman running fast down the lane
I went back to my porch, sat myself and yelled
Hey there mailman, thanks for dropping by
Bye now mailman, maybe next time
You just bring me a fucking letter.