verse 1
Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday, you'll be crawling
And you'll pray to be there soon
With sports and wine
Yeah
Sports and wine
No, no
Interlude
verse 2
Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude
That's sports and wine
Yeah
Sports and wine
No, no, no
Interlude
Bridge 1
The girls don't understand it
What you think is art
My, oh, my, we're all impressed
How sensitive you are
Everybody's talkin' about you now
You know it's true
'Cause it always has been sports and wine for you
Interlude
Instrumental
Dmaj7 Dmaj7 C#7 C#7
verse 3
So you ask me how I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I know what I know y'know
I know you make me sick and
Sports and wine (do, do-do, do, do-do, do)
Oh
Sports and wine (do, do-do, do, do-do, do)
Bridge 2
The girls don't understand it
Anything you say
I don't understand it either
Guess that makes me gay
Everybody's talking 'bout you now
You know it's true
Instrumental
Dmaj7 Dmaj7 C#7 C#7
F#m7 F#m7 Em7 Em7
Drum solo
Outro