In 2125
I was on a mining colony
on Mars
Just a quiet backwater
facili- -ty among the
stars
And then one day
I was minding my own business,
I was mining my own ore
and there he was
Space Asshole
in a truck flying off a ridge
Space Asshole
smashing through a bridge
and as he landed out came his hammer,
smashed my boss right in the face
Space Asshole
planting charges left and right
Space Asshole
all he does is annihiliate and fight
I didnt sign up for this
I just wanted to get away
somewhere remote
just a place, where i could earn myself
a day's pay without
being smoked
but everytime i think im safe
every time i think its calm
im wrong
Space Asshole
hammer's swinging buildings falling down
Space Asshole
laying waste to this entire town
all the rest are dead
Space Asshole has prevailed, only i am left
alive to tell the tale of
Space Asshole
comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space Asshole
ant and carnage is all he can enjoy
Space Asshole
in a truck flying off a ridge
Space Asshole
smashing through a bridge
Space Asshole
The Space Asshole
Space Asshole
He's the Space Asshole