I?ve been so lonely, girl
I?ve been so sad and down
Couldn?t understand
Why others joked around
I wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish
?Cuz I know that I?m a gay fish
(Gay fish, yo)
Mother f * * * *n? gay fish (I?m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (it?s alright, girl)
Makin? love to other gay fish
All those lonely nights
At the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle
Feeling like a whore
?Cuz I wasn?t being true
Even though everyone said
That I had to make a switch (gay fish)
Now I know that I?m a gay fish
(Gay fish, yo)
Mother f * * * *n? gay fish (I?m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (it?s alright, girl)
Makin? love to other gay fish
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Actin? straight, but then goin? out to the gay fish clubs
Dancin? with the marlins, makin? out with all the snappers
I?d take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
But now I?m out and I?m free to love what I want
Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont
I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake
I?ll come to your house and have an orgy in your mother f * * * * *g fish tank
Mother f * * * *n? gay fish (I?m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (now I'm where I belong, girl)
N.C.
I really get around
I?m a slut of the sea
When I say I got crabs
I mean it literally
I was eating dinner
And just had to go down
On that mackerel on the dish
?Cus I?m the gayest of the gay fish
Mother f * * * *n? gay fish (I?m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
But I got to settle down
I can?t be a whore
I ain?t gonna just sleep
With any fish no more
Found me a lover
A brother who?s a cross-dressing pike named Trish
And together we are gay fish
Outro
Mother f * * * *n? gay fish (I?m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
N.C.