Down on the casting couch A star is gonna be born A star with the stature of a Harlow Who's doomed, And groomed to enrapture All her co-stars, and stuntmen, the co-stars Oh, let there be lights, action, sound Lights, action, sound - Roll 'em! Out in the mezzanine On the arm of a dumb marine Her beauty looks out like a trailer Norman Mailer Waits to nail her He's under the bed , And he's waiting for her to be dead He's out on the patio,With his polaroid and scenario And he's armed and he's dangerously.... Close was the weather, When I was a kid She gave me a feather from her gown To cool me down, to cool me down And I was the galley slave Who lost his heart when the ship went down Lights, action, sound ....................Roll 'em I had a part in the talkies, When you were a little girl I've taken Lassie for walkies When she was the pup that Vaudeville threw up And destiny lead her Hand in paw to somewhere In Hollywood That's crazy, a dog up in Beverly Hills Cra -- zy , cra---zy La, la, la, la, la,la,la,la,la, La, la, la, la, la,la,la,la,la, ........................rapadadad La, la, la, la, la,la,la,la,la, La, la, la, la, la,la,la,la,la, ........................ la la la la la You better lie low ...........