I found a girl who's got her own money, She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny
She got herself a beauty school diploma, Runner up to Miss Oklahoma.
She lives up-town, but she ain't "frilly", She's into football, She likes my chilli,
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me,
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me ( stop riff )
I found a girl who's sweeter than honey, She pets my dog, and she likes my buddies.
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing, She's indepenent, she does her own plumbing.
Her Daddy's rich, but she don't let it show, She likes to fish, she got her own boat, Y'all !
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me,
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me ( stop riff )
Got long blonde hair, and her eyes are blue, She wants a husband,
But not any time soon. Y'all !
Somebody slap me, ( STOP ) Somebody slap me, ( STOP )
( DRUMS ) Can't be this happy, ( STOP ) Somebody slap me riff
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me,
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me ( stop riff )