WELL, I WENT DOWN TO THE GRUNDY COUNTY AUCTION
WHERE I SAW SOMETHING I JUST HAD TO HAVE
MY MIND SAID I SHOULD PROCEED WITH CAUTION
BUT MY HEART SAID GO AHEAD AND MAKE A BID ON THAT
AND I SAID HEY PRETTY LADY WONT YOU GIVE ME A SIGN
I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE ALL MINE
I'LL DO YOUR BIDDIN AND BE AT YOUR BECKON CALL
YEAH, I NEVER SEEN ANYONE LOOKIN SO FINE
MAN, I GOTTA HAVE HER, SHE'S A ONE OF KIND
I'M GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE
AND I'M ABOUT TO BID MY HEART GOODBYE
WELL THE AUCTIONEER WAS GOING BOUT A MILE A MINUTE
HE WAS TAKING BIDS AND CALLING THEM OUT LOUD
AND I GUESS I WAS REALLY GETTING IN IT
CAUSE I JUST SHOUTED OUT ABOVE THE CROWD
AND I SAID HEY PRETTY LADY WONT YOU GIVE ME A SIGN
I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE ALL MINE
I'LL DO YOUR BIDDIN AND BE AT YOUR BECKON CALL
YEAH, I NEVER SEEN ANYONE LOOKIN SO FINE
MAN, I GOTTA HAVE HER, SHE'S A ONE OF KIND
I'M GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE
I'M SOLD! TO THE LADY IN THE SECOND ROW
SHE'S AN EIGHT, SHE'S A NINE, SHES A TEN I KNOW
SHE'S GOT RUBY RED LIPS, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES
AND I'M ABOUT TO BID MY HEART GOODBYE
I'M SOLD TO THE LADY IN THE LONG BLACK DRESS
WELL SHE WON MY HEART IT WAS NO CONTEST
WITH HER RUBY RED LIPS, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES
I'M ABOUT TO BID MY HEART GOODBYE
YEAH, WE FOUND LOVE ON THE AUCTION BLOCK
AND I HAULED HER HEART AWAY
NOW WE STILL LOVE TO LAUGH ABOUT
THE WAY WE MET THAT DAY
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