Ladies and gentlemen, attention please
Come in close so everyone can see
I got a tale to tell, a listen don't cost a dime
And if you believe that we're gonna get along just fine
Now I've been travelin' all around
I heard trouble's come to your town
I've got a little somethin' guaranteed to ease your mind
It's call Snake Oil y'all, it's been around for a long, long time
Say, your crops'll burn if it don't rain soon
I can heal the sick and I can mend the lame
And the blind shall see again, it's all the same
Well ain't your President good to you