What should we do
Oh, What should we do
These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves
We only have one chance
Yeah, we only have one shot
To beat them in a competition of our choice
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
I don?t know much, yeah I don?t know much at all
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule
verse 2
This plan is foolproof
Oh, it?s a foolproof plan
I guess we?re assuming that these aliens don?t have undisclosed powers (Or something)
Cause that would suck, man
Oh, that would really bust my gourd
If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player?s skills
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
I don?t know much, yeah I don?t know much at all
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule (2x)