Everyone's stringing their bosses
It's the latest dance craze
My captain won't shut up
Cause the bastard just got laid
I'm breaking legs on the ball court
The full moon in my eyes
It's another Saturday night
And I just got paid
I'm the new Elvis
Covered in my enemies blood
The money ain't great
I do it out of love
I've got a hundred girlfriends
They really bum me out
When papa starts drinking
They love to twist and shout
Saturday night alone, get out of bed
The king asked me to watch the throne
Off with his head
When I do, I only think of you
Verse
Torch song for the arsonist
3 minute insurance fraud
Lay off of the school boy
She spreads her legs and oh my god
You all should drink us like drano
Carolina's in your mind
Hear the words appear, I feel
And that could last a long time
I'm wide awake and and it's
I'm wide awake and it's nighttime
Shit I must be a doper huh?
I ain't the boss but I'm his illegitimate son
Cause baby I was born to run
I took a valium and I had a vision
Dad it must have been the haunted child
On Letterman on my television
As the day shift went wild
Saturday night alone, get out of bed
The king asked me to watch the throne
Off with his head
When I do, I only think of you