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Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba dum, ba dum, ba
verse 1
In a larval stage
Drinking a minimum wage
I fell in with a girl so vastly superior
She wore mardi gras beads in her hair
And I just can't get her out of my bed
Wish I'd gone with her sister instead
Love life implode
My dice were all loaded
I can't get her out of my bed
Bridge
I know, if she gave a fuck then it would show
And she wouldn?t have me stabbing other boys
Like it?s just a bit of sweetness she enjoys
Break
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba dum, ba dum, ba
verse 3
Devil?s daughter
So much for Simon?s fifty ways
What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior?
No come-along will pull me away
And I just can?t get her out of my bed
Should've mainlined saltpeter instead
My vices have voted, her ass duly noted
Can?t kick her out of my bed
Bridge
Hold on, maybe this girl is alright
Just wants the benefit of a modern love life
I don?t know the difference anymore
I've turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form
Don?t mention boundaries on the phone
They slide and glide on out the door
And I can?t get her out of my bed
Can?t get her out of my bed
My vices have voted, her ass duly noted
Can?t get her out of my bed
Bridge
Slow down
I don?t know what I?m hoping for
So silently I?m opening the latch
I swear she?ll be the last one I dispatch
Outro
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Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
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