Met my future wife today, and her name is Passy May
Rootie Tootie, Rootie Tootie, Rootie Tootie, Rootie Tootie
Rootie Tootie she's my Sunday gal.
Feelin' dandy, doin' swell, my gal is the village bell
Hotsy totsy, Rootie Tootie, super dupper, Rootie Tootie
Rootie Tootie she's my Monday gal.
You should see the people stare, when we walk around the square
Bouncy bouncy, Rootie Tootie, Upsy daisy, Rootie Tootie
Rootie Tootie she's my Tuesday gal.
I'm not jelous no sir-e, just as long as she's with me
Wicky wacky, Rootie Tootie, humpty dumpty, Rootie Tootie
Rootie Tootie she's my Wednesday gal.
She's got pretty eyes of blue, and she thinks I'm pretty too
Toutsy woutsy, Rootie Tootie, hunky doory, Rootie Tootie
Rootie Tootie she's my Thursday gal.
Gonna make that lady mine, when she signs that dotted line
Hinky dinky, Rootie Tootie, Yipsy doodle, Rootie Tootie
Rootie Tootie she's my Friday gal.