Mini me here ceases to be
Cast upon the other side of death's mighty sea
Yet if you listen you can here him in every heart, stone and tree
Shouting out to us all that he's happy and free
Part 2
Verne troyer is his name
And his major claim to fame
Was that in austin powers he was mini me
His loss saddens his fans
But there's much more to this man
Now listen to this song and you will agree
verse 3
Verne was bon in sturgis michigan
His mother's name was susan
Raised up amish when his life first began
Till his parents no longer found it amusin
Married a gallen for or so they say
Annulled that shit the very next day
Sex tape leaked by tmz
Sued those mother fuckers for invading privacy
Bridge
Let me tell you a bit about where he got his start
His screen debut and his first acting parts
He was baby binks stunt double in baby's day out
He was in dunstin checks in, go ahead check it out
A small santa in a sleigh in jingle all the way
An alien son in men in black was his part to play
In my giant he was a wrestler oh so tiny
Fear and loathing in las vegas a waiter wee
With ronald mcdonald he was cast as a sundae
Mighty joe young he was baby joe, really, no way (yeah it's true dude)
Part 5
So many more movies i could add to this song
But then things would just come out way too long
So i'm gonna end here, hope i'm not being wrong
Oh but i forgot to mention his legendary slong or do you prefer dong
Coda
So be happy in heaven verne
Hope we can chill when it's my turn
You can show me all the things to learn
When my candle ceases to burn