I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator
snaps when you step on board
And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head
And get mangled by the downstairs revolving door
And I was kidding when I said I hope the number 103 bus
Hits and makes a pancake out of you
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?
And I don't really want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge
You thought I didn't have a temper
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise
But I really don't want to see you dismembered by the marijuana-
sniffing dogs
I'm sorry, forgive me
I'm swallowing my pride, I'd feel so guilty if you died
Oh I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you.