South of San Antonio
Outside Aransas Pass
East of Corpus Christi
You won't find it on a map
In between the condos
Those million dollar homes
There's a campground on the ocean
Where all the real people go
Chorus-
On the Redneck Riviera
Welcome to the promise land
Unhitch the trailer from the pickup
Put a cold one in my hand
I don't need no fancy high rise
I'm livin off the land
I got all I ever need
My family's here with me
My castle's in the sand
Roll out the carpet grass
Play all day along the beaches
Just like all the rich folks do