(verse)
Caroline you're angry 'cause you sleep like a spinster and you're 28
you've been thinkin' late
you couldn't catch a cold
bend your head double in the goose down piling all the pillows high
heave your fiercest sigh
and see if that'll work
(verse)
and the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today
and the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today
i think it only made it rain more
i think it only made it rain the more
(verse)
and if the water's all wickin' up your pant leg better wear your britches tight
i should teach you right
to be so down at heel
goin' off half-cocked not shot full of arrows from the cherubim
oh, the nerve of them
to not draw their bows
(verse)
and the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today
and the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today
i think it only made it rain more
i think it only made it rain the more