Well, I met her out at Murphy's Resteraunt
She said she was fresh from the farm
And I remember thinkin' for a country girl
That she went pretty well armed
We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank
I ordered her a slow gin fizz
And when the chicken fried steaks arrived
She said I like living like this.
So I made her the queen of my doublewide trailor
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I got to trail her
dang her black heart and her pretty red neck.
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Well a few nights later I run into her
with some stranger on a park bench
she said he rebuilds engines and his name is Earl
he's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench
I whispered honey lets just go on home
and have some onion rings and watch TV
and as I walked her to the truck
Earl was cryin' don't you leave me
I told him (CHORUS)