Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks, and none of them would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for! He really knows his shtick!
So how's by you?
Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting, too!
Working like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vey iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer
And maybe bagels with some shmeer
So grab your yarmulke
And hey, hey! Do that Hebrew thing!